Welcome visitors from Boing Boing and Reddit. I am thrilled to have you along on this extraordinary adventure.
It will be an arduous odyssey, to be sure. But in return for your support I give you this pledge: I will persevere to the end, and not throw my hands up in surrender. That’s the Vending Spree Guarantee.
Guarantee extends only to hands; other items may be thrown up over the course of the project.

